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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
  — Henny Youngman
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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
  — Henny Youngman
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I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in- law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in.
  — Henny Youngman
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If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
  — Henny Youngman
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My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
  — Henny Youngman
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