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Life is just a bowl of pits.
  — Rodney Dangerfield
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Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?'
  — Rodney Dangerfield
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
  — Rodney Dangerfield
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
  — Rodney Dangerfield
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
  — Rodney Dangerfield
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