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My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
  — Steven Wright
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Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
  — Steven Wright
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If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
  — Steven Wright
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I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
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I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
  — Steven Wright
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