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You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
  — Steven Wright
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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
  — Steven Wright
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Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
  — Steven Wright
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What's another word for Thesaurus?
  — Steven Wright
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It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
  — Steven Wright
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